December 23, 2010
We went to see The Nutcracker tonight. My interpretation of the storyline is as follows:
1) Christmas Party!
2) Creepy old wizard guy laces nuts with acid.
3) Little girl trips the f*ck out.
4) They sail away on a boat.
Also, ballet dancers' toes must look like this:
Photo Taken By Matt at 10:12 PM