Howdy Friends,
I risked* my life for this photo. Please enjoy it.
Love,
Matt
P.S. I really hate it when you see an asterisk next to a word in a document then searching the entire document for a clarification of said asterisked word only to be left empty handed and confused.
I find these asterisk on food/drink labels a lot and get really angry when there's nothing explained with asterisk. Really really angry.
Hi Anonymous,
There is an easy fix for your anger: Purchase more of the food/drinks that have the labels then smash their faces in.
Love,
Matt